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Commanded

To be dominated by an opponent so much so that the recipient or the owned individual is left in a confounded, confused, or embarrassed state. Similar to being owned, dominated, categorically poned, raped, or prison raped. The origins of the term can be traced back to suburban street racing; however, the word may have appropriate applicability to various other jestful or divisive, hypermasculine, competitive situations.
1) That stock Mustang just got commanded by the Lamborghini Murciélago in the quarter mile.
2) Dude, you are getting categorically commanded by Trent on almost every front: he just dominated you at Wii Tennis and he is already on drink #7 while you are nursing your first beer.
by TheBinford5000 December 3, 2011
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Conan Gray

the dumbest person in the world with the biggest head but we love him anyways.
person A : wow, they're so annoying
person B : not as annoying as conan gray tho
by mustarddippedstrawberry December 29, 2019
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Playstation commando

A generally harmless but annoying person who has logged thousands of hours playing "Navy Seals" on a gaming system and mistakenly thinks that this makes them an expert in real world combat. Usually never off of their game long enough to have been in a real fight, but the first to offer their "expert opinion" an weapons and tactics.
They are easy to identify, as they often use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or ".45 Magnum" and love to talk fire-power although they have never used anything other than the virtual firepower on their game. They love to espouse superiority of weapons, yet lack a "gunner callus".
They are usually pale from lack of exposure to sunlight, and smell of Mountain Dew and burnt rope.
Did you hear that guy talking about carrying a Desert Eagle into a firefight? He's just a playstation commando.
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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Command Centre

A special type of hacker's workstation; multiple LCD monitors are mounted on different vertical levels.

If the monitors are arranged on the same horizontal level - or a proprietary OS is employed - this is different, and is simply refered to as a "Workstation"

The computer-illiterate are prone to confuse "Command Centres" with simple family basements.
"what are you doing, bringing a Cop into my Command Centre !"
by ceti331 February 23, 2009
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Condan

The fused form of Landon and Connor

Used for the first time to combat the evil of of mega gay James when James absorbed the power of uber gayness

Once Landon and Connor fuse they able to use a vareity of attacks such as Omega Vice where Condan shoot a powerful uncontrolled explosion wave of red electricity at the enemy

Forms: Regular Form, Super Saiyan, Super Saiyan 2, Super Saiyan 3
Condan
by Condan February 25, 2010
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Commander in chiefing a cig

When President Barack Obama lights up a cigarette.
President Obama is totally commander in chiefing a cig right now.
by Oliver Ralph March 14, 2010
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commando bling

Being phototographed from such an angle that it appears as though one is naked, except for one or more pieces of jewelry. Preferably, jewelry is large and sparkly.
One might be described as going commando bling when, while wearing a strapless dress, they are photgraphed from the shoulders up so that only skin and sparkly jewelry shows.
by jfroggie77 January 11, 2011
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