apple computer

An innovative company who has had many people copy it's available-in-five-colours idea, also first personal computer to feature a graphical user interface.

Many seem to hate Apple without reason claiming "It has no games" or "It's ghey lewlz". Fact is, top selling games have apple ports, including the Sims, and such.

I use an Apple Computer because it doesnt crash

by my bunghole July 04, 2003

computer cat

the most retarded discord server on discord.com

person one: have you heard of the computer cat discord?
person two: yeah! that server is fucking retarded, i got banned for saying queer!

by computercathater13 February 10, 2022

Computer Game

The incorrect term for a video game, used often by chavvy Brits.

"Oi bruv I spent all night playing that computer game Fortnite"

It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron

by Banana Banzai November 05, 2022

Computer Graphicated

computer generated images used in ‘real’ or ‘live’ scenes (such as in movies)

The helicopter explosion in that movie was totally computer graphicated.

by Kujo Jacobs April 17, 2009

Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.

*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018

Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely hardly create a model of the real stuffs with it.

Computer science are bunch of imaginitive numbers piled together to create a place to store all the knowledge in the world which does and does not exist at the same time.

by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019

Computer Hangover

Stay up for 24- hours on the computer then next day you feeling sleeply head.

Me- (yawning)

Teacher- ooh, are you stay up late?
Me- yes... computer Hangover I guess.

by sownerzz April 13, 2011