The very definition of failure.
Communism is the very definition of failure.
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The follower of an ideology based on the premise that there should be state control over the means of production. This means that all farms and factories henceforth belong to the government. Private property is also abolished. This means everything you own now belongs to the state. While this system breeds corruption, as a few men are left to handle the resources of an entire nation, this system still sees its fair share of supporters in the west. Perhaps the most prominent communist regime was the Soviet Union, widely known for its corrupt political system, and tendency to machine gun its own people.
Communists claim to follow the ideals set forth by Karl Marx. however, Marx's ideas were very vague, so this led to spin offs from his original idea. Leninism, Stalinism, and Maoism are perhaps the three biggest break-offs from the original ideas of Marx.
While there have been claims that "Communism hasn't been implemented properly," such claims have not stood up to the test of time. Giving a small group of elites control of a nation will always lead to a dictatorship.
Communists claim to follow the ideals set forth by Karl Marx. however, Marx's ideas were very vague, so this led to spin offs from his original idea. Leninism, Stalinism, and Maoism are perhaps the three biggest break-offs from the original ideas of Marx.
While there have been claims that "Communism hasn't been implemented properly," such claims have not stood up to the test of time. Giving a small group of elites control of a nation will always lead to a dictatorship.
Communist: "Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains!"
Worker: Sounds good! Where do I start?
Communist: Well for starters, I need all your possessions.
Worker: Wait? what???
Communist: You must share your wealth for the common good Comrade!
Worker: Is that all?
Communist: Well... I also need you to do backbreaking work at the factory tomorrow.
Worker: And if I don't?
Communist: Then you are an enemy of the state. You will be tried, and executed.
Worker: What are my rights?
Communist: Rights? Rights are capitalist propaganda comrade!
Worker: Sounds good! Where do I start?
Communist: Well for starters, I need all your possessions.
Worker: Wait? what???
Communist: You must share your wealth for the common good Comrade!
Worker: Is that all?
Communist: Well... I also need you to do backbreaking work at the factory tomorrow.
Worker: And if I don't?
Communist: Then you are an enemy of the state. You will be tried, and executed.
Worker: What are my rights?
Communist: Rights? Rights are capitalist propaganda comrade!
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Get the communist mug.When you get a large amount of cooked or uncooked rice thrown at you from a minimum of two feet from where you are standing.
I went to glens wedding and at the end they totally gave him and his wife a Communist Shower!
I tried to steal rice from a rice field in China, but they caught, beat me up, then finished it off with a Communist Shower.
I tried to steal rice from a rice field in China, but they caught, beat me up, then finished it off with a Communist Shower.
by Cike_Maballero October 21, 2010
Get the Communist Shower mug.Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at op.overpowered.op@gmail.com to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!
*Side note: Samland is China*
This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.
National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall
we have little eyes
*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at op.overpowered.op@gmail.com to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!
*Side note: Samland is China*
This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.
National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall
we have little eyes
*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*
by hutao! September 27, 2019
Get the The Communist Democracy of Samland mug.“The place where the devil teaches his workings”. This is primarily done my brain washed minions, more commonly known as "Teachers". If a person wishes to loose the will to live and be imprisoned for 25 hours of torture...come to Garforth Community College, where we can educate you by some of the most retarded tutors in the world!!!
Oh and don’t forget guys....REVISE, because you don’t wan to crash and burn
Oh and don’t forget guys....REVISE, because you don’t wan to crash and burn
Person A - How I wish I could find the gateway to hell...
Person B - Well sure sunny, step right up and go through the new pointless door way...then choose any direction because it all leads the same place!
Emo A - I wish I could die slowly and painfully
Emo B - I've heard good things about Garforth Community College
Person B - Well sure sunny, step right up and go through the new pointless door way...then choose any direction because it all leads the same place!
Emo A - I wish I could die slowly and painfully
Emo B - I've heard good things about Garforth Community College
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