Columbus hot finger

Penetrating an anus with a finger covered hot sauce in-lieu of sexual intercourse.

"i caught my girl cheating on me so i gave her a Columbus hot finger"

by deuscaput November 11, 2013

Columbian Gasmask

Materials Required:
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)

Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.

Guy 1: Bro, how the fuck did Chad get herpes in his nose??
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?

by GingerTopo May 17, 2015

Columbian Pantry

When one's own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their anus.

"I hate my boss so much, I just want to tie him to his chair and give him a Columbian Pantry."

"My underwear stinks today. I received a Columbian Pantry from my ex last night."

by SaucePatties October 5, 2015

Columbian Neck Tie

A process of which a man slits the neck of a man / womens throat and pulls through the tongue of that person so that it hangs out of the neck like a 'tie'

"give him a Columbian Neck Tie NOW!!"

by Lucas'sGay June 12, 2016

Columbine Harvester

Bad choices with a few gums added.

Man those guys just hit the school with a columbine harvester, now we all dead.

by Trigggeredd January 11, 2017

Columbian Queef

A guy fills a funnel with cocaine and inserts into a females vagina, she then queef the power into the face of the guy

Dan: I had a sick weekend man
Nathan: what you get upto?
Dan: Lewis’s mom gave me a Columbian Queef, I was wired out my tits man

by ChunkySmurf July 7, 2018

columbine

a school that got shot up

columbine by eric and dlyan

by eric harris?dlyan klebold August 5, 2018