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National Crackhead Day

On this day January 19th is a day where you can be a crackhead and nobody can yell at you. This day you can be as goofy as you want or as crazy as you want. Do whatever you want.
Student: (dancing and singing in the halls) " Don't you wish your girlfriend is hot like me. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
Teacher: "Why are you dancing and singing in the halls? You are being too loud! Detention!"
Student: "You can't do that it is NAtional Crackhead Day which means I could do anything I want without being in trouble."
by The_OG_CrAcKhEaD January 19, 2021
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Angry Crackhead

When you say to a crackhead I’ll give you some money to suck your dick and as you are about to cum run away with your money in hand
I let a crackhead suck me off for money then as I came I ran away with my money in hand this is called an angry crackhead
by Angry crackhead August 27, 2021
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THE crackhead

an INCREDIBLE cameraman and an INCREDIBLY bad player of every videogame
Matukite: DO NOT USE PEKKA AND EBARBS TOGETHER!!!!
THE crackhead: nah man
by doctor crackhead!!! November 9, 2021
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Roblox Crackhead

A roblox user that looks like they just made their account 10 minutes ago(exaggeration) and suck at the game you found them in
You: The server is full of roblox crackheads
by Dababyballs February 15, 2023
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captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
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Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.
Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
by Ttess1 September 3, 2023
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Remedial crackhead cluck

Is a broke Mindy. A known manipulator and scammer. 4 kids but 9 baby daddies. Gets pregnant to trap men into taking care of her and abandons the kids for a fast life. Sold her soul to be a model, but ended up a crackhead instead.
by Mindy’s Cult Survivor January 6, 2025
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