tasting clouds

when someone is daydreaming

Teacher: Ronnie stop tasting clouds!
Ronnie: Sotty sir but your lessons are boring.

by ladinbrum November 03, 2007

Pink Cloud

Someone who is happy, regardless of what others say or do. Originally derived from the song "Pink Cloud", by Pegboard Nerds.

"That guy just cursed you out and flipped you the bird!"
"It doesn't matter, I'm on pink clouds."

by Thirteen gnomes April 25, 2016

Cloud Nine

A Cloud Nine is an easy way to be launched into a high euphoria. First, the person who is going to be cloud nined must flatten against a wall, and then bend over. After that, they must hyperventilate for 1 to 2 minutes. After hypervetilating, they suck in all air and hold their breath. After that, they once again go back against the wall with their breath held. A second person must then immediately cut off all blood and oxygen going to the brain, by placing their hands over the cloud niner's throat, as if they were choking the cloud niner. After this, the cloud niner should pass out for a few seconds and then awake. When the cloud niner awakes, they have little knowledge of anything around them and don't remember who the people are around them, no matter how good of friends they are with the people surrounding them. This usually sends the cloud niner into a shocked state. WARNING: This entry can not be held responsible for any cloud nine related injuries due to taking instruction from it, because I simply was told what it was like from a friend.

"After he he awoke from the Cloud Nine, he was terrified as to who was around him, and freaked out. With time, he regained full knowledge of his surroundings though.

by B.J. Samuels May 31, 2005

fluffy clouds

magical clouds that float in the sky in which human beings can physically seat on and dream

katie and luke sat upon the fluffy clouds

by katielovescoulds February 24, 2014

mushroom cloud

When you slap another person on their forehead with your dick.

this chick was passed out at a party do I gave her a mushroom cloud.

by 4Q2pal October 25, 2007

Cum Cloud

Someone emitting a soft eerie haze of brightness resembling a cloud of sperm.

See also Bleach Ball

"Hey is that an eclipse???"
"No, that's just Katie behind a bush...Stupid cum cloud"

by Adam January 03, 2005

Dark Cloud

An incredibly ugly woman with a list of personal problems so long that listing them would be as Shakespeare pointed out "to waste day, night, and time". This is what would be the -10 on the 1-10 Rating System or the 0 on the How Many Beers scale. The most accurate description of her, however, would be the Tucker Max 5 Star Rating of a 0, aka the Wildebeast. This woman deserves to die, takes up wasted space, and annoys the living hell out of everyone around her...

Damn, here comes the Dark Cloud.

by TLFS January 28, 2009