Clam Boofer

the word that describs two females rubbing, humping, and/or thrashing their crotches together during the actions of lesbian intercores.

(Example #1)
guy #1: Hey, where did becky and sally run off to.
guy #2: Who cares we can't get any actoin from them. They are lesbians.
guy #1: god damn those Clam Boofers.

(Example #2)
guy #1: Pizza Hut, how many I help you?
guy #2: Yes, I'd like to order a three meat pizza.
guy #1: Ok, What toppings would you like.
guy #2: pepperoni, sausage, and Clam Boofer.
guy #1: Sorry Sir, but i think that we are out of Clam Boofer at the moment.
guy #2: HAHAHAHA

by Dan Stephens September 30, 2008

Happy clam

A woman's intimate region after sex.

I made that calm happy!

by John J June 18, 2004

clam slammer

the act of angering the vagina by licking ones palm and violently slapping her naughty place

after performing a perfect jelly doughnut, Tim executed a clam slammer flawlessly.

by jposey September 13, 2006

Clam Nigger

A clam, specifically of darker pigment that steals other clams pearls

Yeah man I heard that clam over there stole someone's pearls. What a clam nigger.

by CLAMM NIGGERR February 12, 2017

toilet clams

The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.

I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!

by DriftPenalty November 5, 2017

baby clams

young teenage girls

There were md baby clams at the park today.

by crackstar bk June 29, 2011

Bearded clam

Unshaven vagina

She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.

by Clam digger314 January 20, 2019