Clam Boofer

the word that describs two females rubbing, humping, and/or thrashing their crotches together during the actions of lesbian intercores.

(Example #1)
guy #1: Hey, where did becky and sally run off to.
guy #2: Who cares we can't get any actoin from them. They are lesbians.
guy #1: god damn those Clam Boofers.

(Example #2)
guy #1: Pizza Hut, how many I help you?
guy #2: Yes, I'd like to order a three meat pizza.
guy #1: Ok, What toppings would you like.
guy #2: pepperoni, sausage, and Clam Boofer.
guy #1: Sorry Sir, but i think that we are out of Clam Boofer at the moment.
guy #2: HAHAHAHA

by Dan Stephens August 05, 2008

clam slammer

the act of angering the vagina by licking ones palm and violently slapping her naughty place

after performing a perfect jelly doughnut, Tim executed a clam slammer flawlessly.

by jposey September 13, 2006

Happy clam

A woman's intimate region after sex.

I made that calm happy!

by John J June 19, 2004

Clam Nigger

A clam, specifically of darker pigment that steals other clams pearls

Yeah man I heard that clam over there stole someone's pearls. What a clam nigger.

by CLAMM NIGGERR February 12, 2017

Clam slammer

Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.

Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.

by Dingleberry Larry August 24, 2016

clam casualty

When an important task is neglected and left undone due to lesbian sex taking top priority. Often used as an answer to a question with hashtags as #ClamCasualty

"Their entire garden died because they didn't water it all season... What a clam casualty!"

""Why didn't you pack a lunch today?" "#ClamCasualty"

by HankTheSkank27 April 04, 2017

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat October 05, 2015