CPP (Cheap Party People)

Peeps who's up for any kind of free parties/events, free booze, free everything and don't have to spend a single cent for the parties. They cool. Their names always on the guest-list. Not a cheapskate tho.

1. Dude, how did you get in here?

I'am a legit CPP (Cheap Party People) dude!

2. Dude , there's this party goin this weekend you wanna come? Everything's is good. No cover.
Yasssss CPP mode on!

by sbalf May 30, 2018

bougie cheap

Someone who buys expensive things but complains about the prices and tries to get extra stuff and/or save little bits of money.

That dude is so bougie cheap. He said $20 was too much for a Manhattan, then ordered it anyway and asked for it strong.

by Sleeping Willow June 22, 2020

liein like a cheap rug

lieing really bad

You: do u wanna go to mexico?

them: no, I cant i have... stuff to do grl.

You:boi u liein like a cheap rug.

by yea boiiiiiii July 13, 2009

cheap

a useless piece of shit who won't let even a penny out of site.

Dan Kong

Fuck, stop being a cheap fuck, the soda is only one fuckin dollar, I'll buy you one in return next time.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

cheap candy

When Jarkko Ruutu hits someone in a non-sporting fashion while playing ice hockey.

Jarkko caught Jagr in the boards with his head down and handed out some cheap candy.

by PensFanForever December 23, 2008

Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011

Chattanooga Chapstick

An underhanded prank, this is the act of secretly inserting someone's chapstick into your rectum, moving it in and out to the beat of a train song, and returning it to their possession without informing them of the despicable act.

Pardon me Bob, but that's a Chattanooga Chapstick you're applying.

by yottabad July 11, 2011