Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to Catholic Central?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
by ccbigboy December 09, 2024
Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to "Detroit Catholic Central"?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
by ccbigboy December 09, 2024
by ManuelaP August 19, 2008
Inspired by train stations and dedicated to the people who are surrounded by and exude shade.
Shade and the act of throwing it needn’t be explained. If you don’t know about it, urban-dictionary it.
Shade and the act of throwing it needn’t be explained. If you don’t know about it, urban-dictionary it.
Janet : Omg, you guys check out this new face face mask I got.
Susan : It’s not going to help.
Becky : Geez! Easy, shade-central!
Susan : It’s not going to help.
Becky : Geez! Easy, shade-central!
by sully_sidethot March 31, 2019
Sarnia Ontario, definitely stay away from this city, that is known as “crackhead central” an “chemical valley.” Lived here my whole life and I hate the place it’s honestly disgusting in so many ways and just a shitty place to live.
“I live in crackhead central”
by BbyAnonymous June 15, 2022
Judge: Do you follow Asian Central?
Person: Yes
Judge: *checks persons Instagram*
Judge: You do not follow Asian Central, so you are a simp
Person: Jine Mera Dil Luteya
Judge: Oho
Person: Yes
Judge: *checks persons Instagram*
Judge: You do not follow Asian Central, so you are a simp
Person: Jine Mera Dil Luteya
Judge: Oho
by Asian Central April 22, 2020
A school that has a terrible foot ball team and a vary liberal staff and administrators, and the food is terrible
by Mr. nips October 29, 2021