Castro

A guy that woodley met in bootcamp and ever since they bin good niggA. One break hearts and the other can’t keep a girl more than a week . The dynamic duo who bags grandmas and milfS stay out the way

They don’t do 3sums but they do get down . He has the pass NFL .castro

by My best bud July 14, 2023

Castro

Hot arab guy commonly confused for a suicide bomber word commonly means " damn that guy is hot asf I wish I was him "

Castro

by castro1 July 30, 2023

Castro Valley High

An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.

Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year

Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes

by Watdaduck July 30, 2024

Castonitis

The urge to cast on (or start) many different projects all at the same time.

"Casting on" is a term used in knitting, when starting a new project, one would "cast on a new project"

"Itis" is used with reference to a tendency or state of mind that is compared to a disease. "creditcarditis"

Thus Knitter's have begun to use the word "Castonitis" when the urge to start many different projects at once hits them.

"After seeing all the knitted socks you've made, I've got a serious case of Castonitis!"

by SockKnitter August 17, 2024

captionese

when a statement resembles anime cations

person1:I wanna hit the restroom.
person2:Thats so captionese

by uusaid January 2, 2024

catioro

The (brazilian) portuguese version of "doggo"... A cute way to say "cachorro"... a puppy.. a lovely dawg :3

Eu vi um cachorro na rua.. acariciei ele e agora ele é meu catioro
(I saw a stray dog.. I petted it and now it's my doggo)

by Vnair October 3, 2023

castillejos

A very stubborn austistic chipmunk obsessed with hiding their nuts.

A good president, but a better neurodivergent.

Uber Driver.

My uber driver today was such a Castillejos, she tried to take my nuts.

She looks autistic. Good leader tho, I guess.

by marqueefandgurb December 2, 2023