Calling Kurt Cobain

Similar to calling shotgun or Rosa Parks, however it is the seat behind the shotgun. Too soon?

"I call Rosa Parks!"
"Damn, looks like I'm Calling Kurt Cobain then."

by Yoloswag4jesus69 March 26, 2013

calvionna

An amazing, talented,beautiful girl. She will tell you straight up. If you get lucky enough you will find a Calvionna and become great friends with her. Calvionna is an honest person who will do anything for you.

Calvionna is my best friend !!

by Macy James November 17, 2017

Clavinea

Clavinea is the one thing you’ll want for the rest of your life, she’s a one in a million thing, she’s perfect to you, she’ll drive you crazy, she’ll go to the extent to appreciate you! And Clavinea is that kind of a person who understands you and makes you feel very special . Clavinea can’t be hurt and can’t be sad because Clavinea is the source to happiness, so take good care of Clavinea Because there’s only one out there. And that special one is mine and I’ll have her forever

Clavinea can be wonderful and helpful at the same time
I go bonkers when I see my Clavinea
I love My Clavinea

by Claki21 July 23, 2020

Calling Aneta

Doing sth that brings no success / impossible to accomplish

- This Friday I have an exam with Professor Nowak. I have a feeling I will pass it.
- Passing? With Professor Nowak? You are calling Aneta.

by Kurvajo May 19, 2023

Cold-calling the cold-caller

When being caught off guard in a scenario by someone who wants something, quickly restoring control by making demands of your own. Usually leads to awkwardness and some confusion on the part of the person who started the conversation. The term is known to originate from Surrey where individuals who when answering the door to cold-callers, would reverse roles and persuade the cold-caller to buy something or make a donation etc.

Cold-caller: Hello there, i was wondering whether you would like to make a donation today to Save the World?

Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.

Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.

by SouL Camera August 20, 2011

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

pumpkin carving

Directing your flow of urine at that deteriorating scent disk at the bottom in the hope that your "mighty" stream will break off a chunk.

This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.

Man, some asshole didn't flush the toilet...so did a little pumpkin carving on that piece of shit!

by Pablo MonteChristo November 4, 2007