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Cricket

A person that talks about you all day long but when you're around they have nothing to say
I saw David earlier at the store and he was hating on Ned. Then Ned came around the corner and David stopped talking real quick.....David is such a cricket...
by JonahWills May 29, 2022
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cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at soccer.
Barry sucked at soccer as a youth, so he took up Cricket instead.
by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024
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Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”
Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket
by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019
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Map cricket

More commonly used as cricket is someone (usually is or is older than the legal age)who caters to pedophiles by acting like a child and usually does so by fetishize and infantilize east Asian culture I.e uses it as an aesthetic
*sees a video of a grown adult acting like a child*
F*cking cricket (or) ew map cricket
by Gritit July 29, 2021
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mutt cricket

by That waffle June 24, 2018
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Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
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Glitter cricket

Often know as a city slicker or a glitter chigger but for both sexes

Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....
by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020
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