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Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.
Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.
by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025
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crashing over

A FAILED crossing over from an artistic gender to another, by a -specially- pop star. (imitating effect of a crash impact)
Lindsay Lohan's crashing over from actress to singer.
by teassurus December 23, 2009
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Car crash carousel

A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.
Friend: "So how was your day?"

Me: "Like a car crash carousel"

Friend: "Well fuck. That bad?"
by SwedeRoyale March 7, 2020
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Spongebobian Crash Out

A Crash Out from someone who is usually kind and/or understanding. This is usually considered justified or understandable by witnesses/outside parties. The namesake for this is Sponge Bob, who is usually a nice guy but has lost his shit for understandable reasons.
Person A: That was a Spongebobian Crash Out of epic proportions.
Person B: Yeah, I kinda feel bad for the guy.
by The Possum of Wisdom December 28, 2024
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Crash

If you dont want to be here anymore
Sometimes i wanna crash from the things i go through everyday in life
by Ydie January 14, 2020
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crash retrieval

In ufology, "crash retrieval" is the ongoing, covert practice by military and intelligence agencies of locating crashed UFOs and hauling them back to the nearest secret military warehouse for future scientific study. It is alleged that crash retrievals have been taking place since at least 1947 when the Roswell Incident happened. It is also alleged that the sheer number of successful crash retrievals has been high enough and frequent enough that entire teams have been designated exclusively for the task, and that they are each assigned different geographic regions to carry out their duties.

The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.

Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.
After the UFO was shot down by a fighter pilot, a crash retrieval team from the US Army arrived at the crash site, cordoned off the area, and then hauled the craft lifeless away.
by Innocent Byproduct June 5, 2023
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Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.
This person just got into a penis crash!
by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024
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