coconutjy

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by coconutjy February 15, 2023

Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.

Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl

by Cotch killer February 26, 2023

Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.

"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

Coconut Skull

Racial slur for an islander

The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer

by GregoryPavlov May 20, 2023

Coconut Malled

(Verb) The action to play the Coconut Mall music at others.

aka Nintendo rickrolling.

I just Coconut Malled someone online!

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

Coconut

A hairy milk carton the comes from a tree

"A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton from a tree"

by AshadowX June 10, 2023

Coconut

A Black Woman that sleeps with Men

She just wants his coconut to have a mixed Baby!

by King Renzo June 22, 2023