closet dom

A dom, usually one which, as the name suggests, is in the closet. They are usually inexperienced with sex.

This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.

Vel: "I bet Karl is a closet dom; he wants to be a sub, but he's really a dom.

by steelseries9 October 7, 2022

Closet Monkey

A gay black man.

That dude James keeps eyeing other dudes... he's such a closet Closet Monkey!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

Closet Gnome

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears

Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”

by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022

Closet Hotel

A hotel where a couple goes to swing or have sex with others

“Yo my wife wants to go to the closet hotel to get plowed you wanna join?”

by FareallyZather February 9, 2023

closet crawler

A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.

Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.

by Sequoianvda March 31, 2023

Closet? You'll Love It!

the seventeenth episode of the sixth season of the American sitcom Modern Family, and the series' 137th episode overall.

Closet? You'll Love It! received mixed reviews from the critics with some of them praising Haley and Andy's storyline

by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023

closet humper

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably

"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"

by anero7 May 24, 2023