After performing fellatio then stepping outside in the frigid temperatures the vaginal secretions freeze on your face forming clam sickles
What flavor is your clamsickle?
by DR.DICTER March 17, 2017
Get the clamsickle mug.1. The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing, e.g., Womansplaining.
2. When a woman uses bigoted, illogical rhetoric, or ask questions that she doesn't really want an answer to, to "shut a man down." Usually used so the woman can feel superior to the male she is speaking with.
3. When a woman interprets what a man says, not by the words he is saying, but by what her mind "knows" he is thinking behind the words that he is saying; because she "knows" what his thoughts, motivations, and intentions "really"mean and not what he intended by the words he used to begin with, womansplain. With this ready knowledge of what he "really" means and disregarding what he said, she will then craft what she believes to be an appropriate response.
2. When a woman uses bigoted, illogical rhetoric, or ask questions that she doesn't really want an answer to, to "shut a man down." Usually used so the woman can feel superior to the male she is speaking with.
3. When a woman interprets what a man says, not by the words he is saying, but by what her mind "knows" he is thinking behind the words that he is saying; because she "knows" what his thoughts, motivations, and intentions "really"mean and not what he intended by the words he used to begin with, womansplain. With this ready knowledge of what he "really" means and disregarding what he said, she will then craft what she believes to be an appropriate response.
"I was trying to answer her question when suddenly she started clamsplaining how my answer isn't valid because I'm a man."
Man 1: "My girlfriend didn't speak to me for three days."
Man 2: "No way! What happened?"
Man 1: "I asked her if she wanted me to go to the gym with Marc and I."
Man 2: "What? That's no reason to give anyone the silent treatment."
Man 1: "When I finally convinced her to speak to me, she said that I called her "fat" in front of Marc."
Man 1: "My girlfriend didn't speak to me for three days."
Man 2: "No way! What happened?"
Man 1: "I asked her if she wanted me to go to the gym with Marc and I."
Man 2: "What? That's no reason to give anyone the silent treatment."
Man 1: "When I finally convinced her to speak to me, she said that I called her "fat" in front of Marc."
by Kintsugi Haikyo November 26, 2019
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by RIPstickyocto July 2, 2021
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Get the Clam-check mug.1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.
by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009
Get the clam-grappler mug.The liquid extracted from a clam after vice grips are utilized to apply consistent pressure across all clamage.
by DMoo5 March 10, 2010
Get the Clamaria mug.A Camski is that annoying cocky preppy kid with his collared pop who likes to do kegstands and thinks he can get any girl he wants.
a Camski always thinks he's hot shit, but no one really likes him!
a Camski always thinks he's hot shit, but no one really likes him!
Lex: Did you see that Camski at the party?
Scott: Yeah, he was being such a douche. He hit on Andrew's sister, got drunk off two Coors Lights and puked everywhere!
Lex: haha hurtin' Camski!
Scott: Yeah, he was being such a douche. He hit on Andrew's sister, got drunk off two Coors Lights and puked everywhere!
Lex: haha hurtin' Camski!
by The Real Xian October 8, 2010
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