The Golden Burrito

When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.
I gave that bitch The Golden Burrito last night.
by Lisaharv August 02, 2015
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Toledo Burrito

A Toledo Burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a sexual encounter in bed together. Most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of Toledo, Ohio.
Totally scratched off Toledo Burrito off my bucket list. Took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and... oh man. Awesome.
by HotCarlCommish August 25, 2017
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burrito snatcher

One who snatches burritos right out of your hand
Did you see padro? He’s such a burrito snatcher!
by BurritoSnatcherVictim April 18, 2019
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Burrito bombing

Burrito bombing is when one goes to Taco Bell and buys a burrito. Then and only then the burrito is completely opened exposing its contents. The burrito is then taken to a place where there is a large gathering of people whereupon the burrito is thrown into the crowd. You and your friends then quickly drive away.
Dude 1: So many middle school nerds gather outside the theater on Friday nights. We should do a drive by burrito bombing!

Dude 2: Hell yeah!
by ukrufus March 03, 2010
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Sticky burrito

After you cum you wrap a blanket around your cum covered dick and wait for 5 minutes. Then peel the blanket off slowly to have weirdly painful but good feeling.
Bill: Hey Jimmy what's a weird ass thing you like to do at night?

Jimmy: I like to make a sticky burrito every night after looking at Mia Khalifa!

Bill: good boy!
by Jillboe24 January 30, 2018
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cheesy burrito

when your getting a blow job and you take the girl's nose and rub it between your nut sack and leg and then continue the blow job
my gf was suckin my dick last night and she gave me a cheesy burrito
by lee aka babydick November 29, 2009
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japanese burrito

when you get anally probed by aliens
after the long voyage i was given a japanese burrito
by justanotherwannabe November 23, 2014
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