Sticky burrito

After you cum you wrap a blanket around your cum covered dick and wait for 5 minutes. Then peel the blanket off slowly to have weirdly painful but good feeling.

Bill: Hey Jimmy what's a weird ass thing you like to do at night?

Jimmy: I like to make a sticky burrito every night after looking at Mia Khalifa!

Bill: good boy!

by Jillboe24 January 31, 2018

japanese burrito

when you get anally probed by aliens

after the long voyage i was given a japanese burrito

by justanotherwannabe November 23, 2014

angry burrito

Someone who doesn't know how to express their emotions so they get angry and project this anger onto others.

Michael: You're stressing me out even further!
ME: Stop being an angry burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

burrito blues

Feeling bloated and full after eating a Burrito that is way too big to be eaten in one sitting.

You don't look so good....you ok? "I don't feel so good and I can't focus on any work after lunch....I have the Burrito Blues!"

by mookbat May 18, 2016

cheesy burrito

when your getting a blow job and you take the girl's nose and rub it between your nut sack and leg and then continue the blow job

my gf was suckin my dick last night and she gave me a cheesy burrito

by lee aka babydick November 28, 2009

burrito making

to make love a la mexican; mexican sex; ridin da burro, burro style; hit it from da back

yo ese i hurd u and maria we burrito making all last week.

by j to izzle fo shizzle March 10, 2008

sad burrito

Someone who is sad yet does nothing to make it better.

You: I'm so sad I can't get out of bed
Your mom: Stop being a sad burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020