stuffed or buffed

a phrase questioning the aftermath of a buddies encounter with a girl he would like to have sexual relations with.
-stuffed meaning that said female engaged in sexual activities with your friend, so he stuffed her vagina
-buffed meaning that your friends female friend did not put out and he was forced to go home and jack off to the sexual thrill of the situation

a good situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: stuffed man!

a bad situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: buffed... she said she wasnt ready
patrick: hahahahahaha buffer

by ballcheeze June 1, 2010

Buffered Airdodge

"Buffered Airdodge" is a John used by salty Super Smash Bros Melee players when they go to input a tech but accidentally airdodge as they fall off the stage, resulting in an SD.

Buffering an airdodge isn't possible, meaning that any airdodge SD is completely the players fault.

"Bro! I Buffered Airdodge that! Ugh, I didnt' even tech that, what the heck?"

by MeleeRedox July 3, 2018

kfc buffet

the kfc buffet is an act in which u lick mashed potatoes out of ur parterns bully button. and use the gravy to lubricate ur genitals.. following with the act of eating macoroni out of the man's arm pit. and putting buscuit's on the females nipple's. and the finshing act it is slapping ur partren with either a drumstick or breast chicken across the face.

one the first date tom and jane tired the kfc buffet ... it was delicous

by seidel parsons February 20, 2011

Buffed

To be beaten up badly

Damn bruh he buffed your ass yesterday

by 8100stunna December 13, 2018

buffet

A person who is not as attractive as a buff thing, but is still fuckable i.e may be shorter, fatter etc.

by Treatz June 6, 2003

Vampire Buffet

When a woman has a period she bleeds anally vampires like blood make the connection

Ashley: God im in such a bad mood with the vampire buffet in my panties right now

by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010

Bufferific

An Internet video that due to one reason or another takes an overwhelming amount of time to load, buffers at least a million times, or gets stuck in unending loading.

"Dude, I just want to watch this video but it's taking forever!"
"Why is this website so bufferific?"

by Weofparadigm April 28, 2010