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Blunt

1.A blunt is an amount of marijuana rolled with cigar wrapping. Can also be a packed cigar (with marijuana) that has been emptied out of tobbaco.

2.Slow burning cigar thats filled with marijuana.

3.A very big joint of marijuana, commonly 2-3 grams in one blunt.
-"Lets go smoke that blunt"

1"Look at that loser stoner"
2"Bet hes going to smoke a blunt, what a waste of life"
1"Hey lets go do another rail"
2"Sure!"

-"Roll another blunt this ones down to the roach."
by E.R. April 26, 2006
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Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma

A term commonly used among EMT's, Paramedics, and Firefighters to describe someone who has just been laid.

A term used to describe the act of having sex.

A term used to describe the a type of trauma commonly suffered by those who have just been penetrated in a sexual manner (i.e. BLUNT=penis; PENETRATING=the act of sex; SUBMERSIVE=entering someone with a blunt tipped penis or other phalic-like object; and TRAUMA=the resulting condition).
The other night, I left my girlfriend lying there on the bed, dripping wet, and suffering from blunt penetrating submersive trauma after doing her for over an hour!
by S.J. Friedman October 13, 2005
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Ghost Ride The Blunt

Smokin' a gar straight to the dome, gettin' stupid zoot like a straight baby!
Last night my nigga Lysol wanted to Ghost Ride The Blunt. And I said, AHHHHH!
by Similar to whip, but wit blunt October 19, 2009
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james blunt

Twat who can't sing and entices the hearts of 12 year old girls everywhere..
Having said that, he surely is a modern poet: such rhyming couplets as face and place, and do and you..
I think we can all agree it inspires us all..
And the power behind a verse of 'la's' because he couldnt be assed to write anymore..Beautiful!
James Blunt: I saw your face in a crowde face and i don't know what to do,
as long as i whine about it at least i'll go double platinum - woo hoo
by Wadey7 May 8, 2006
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Cyphz on a blunt

Wen Niggas got 5 on a smoke session:

Usually about a 4-man twin dubsack breakdown, which is much more prefered then a 2-man face in da heights.

Whut ever silly smoking games u play with ur pothead friends.
"Hey larry u tryna get cyphz on a blunt next week"?

"Nah man i gotta drug test, ya diggz?"

"oh okay tatoez"
by CyphA Sunn September 10, 2007
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cunt blunt

verb
to frustrate the sexual ambitions of a female; female gender-specific equivalent of cock blockage

noun
1. the act of cunt blunting

2. a person who frequently cunt blunts females in their vicinity
I got so cunt blunted last night- Jeremy didn't even look at me once.

Don't cunt blunt me on this one, I need some cock tonight.

Brenda is such a cunt blunt, not one guy in the club hit on me last night.
by umme July 15, 2009
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James Blunt

songs include youre beautiful and high
by Jimmy963 January 29, 2007
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