Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 22, 2011

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

blond geordie

Term used to describe a fair haired boy from Newcastle who is easily confused and lacks the ability to spell "blonde" correctly. Otherwise known as "the dyslexic womble". Linked to nibbledora who is equally blonde at times....or arguably at all times

by the dyslexic womble himself
david: "It's confusing for a blond geordie"
nibbledora: "do you mean blondE david?"

by Nibbledora March 30, 2005

blonde moment

A moment that arises and passes...

One that happens when a lady orders a diner and then awaits...for the blonde to reappear to ring up? and cash out. it's almost like a blonde out at that point...

by blood user October 2, 2003

Diet Blonde

enough of a blonde for you to love her (ditzy and clumsy wise) but enough of a stubborn, hard-headed, bitch to tell you what shes thinking

"Katie... look at that girl over there and look at how shes acting!"
"Oh my gosh, shes the chick I overheard Bill talking to his buddies about! Supposedly shes a complete, Diet Blonde..."

by dietblondeBITCH March 5, 2009

blonde mafia

Three blonde 16-year-old girls.
Formed in approximately 2001, over the summer, at Camp Hemlock Overlook.
Best friends, forever, who always back each other up.

" Those girls must be in the blonde mafia, we better seperate them."

by Julz/Emi January 9, 2005

Tall blonde

Someone who overpowers everyone but secretly as weak as they come inside

Short blonde “your so tall”
Tall blonde “and your so short”
Tall blonde inside -😖🥺

by Magicmustard October 20, 2019