Dock Blocked

When one can’t dock a bikeshare bike because all the spaces are full in the station where you want to stop. When a bikeshare biker takes the last dock in a station preventing you from docking.

I was on time for work until some asshole dock blocked me and had bike three blocks to the next station.

by estowista October 5, 2011

Dog Blocked

When your dog gets in the way of a session with the Mrs.

The other night things were heating up and we got dog blocked by that damn mutt.

by fun&games August 7, 2019

cock blockers

Somone who will fuck up your whole night by flirting with the girl your trying to hook up with.

If you want to get some,don't invite those guys, they are all a bunch of cock blockers.

by gettinglaid282 April 21, 2010

Botox blocked

Any one person who has had some kind of facial altering surgery that has limited the movements of the face such as lipo, botox, etc.

She can barely move her mouth to chew
becuase shes botox blocked.

by taylor May 13, 2005

Rock Blocked

When you're really jamming out and someone like your parents or a teacher shuts it off unexpecctedly.

"Dude, my parents totally rock blocked me last night while I was listening to Lynrd Skynrd."

by diceccon August 3, 2009

Blocked Guang Shinji

a term used by cool people to indicate some fucktard blocked in MSN messenger.

AcMonG (>TrsT<) : Blocked
GMG (>TrsT<) : Guang
Ghos.R (>TrsT<) : Shinji

Viper (>TrsT<) : OWNED!

by Cool Person August 5, 2003

blocked the field goal

When a girl that has a huge gap in her front two teeth (field goal) goes down on you and when you cum, you shoot your load right between her teeth.

When she was giving me head, i blocked the field goal.

by Dustin Holland October 23, 2005