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Bible Bitching

An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.
"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."
by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022
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none of these words are in the Bible

refers to a catchphrase used on Twitter and Tumblr that labels instances of slang overload, highlighting their modern nature and reiterating that none of the words used would be in the Bible. Although the phrase has been used as a rebuttal to religious arguments as early as 2010, it wasn't used in abundance within memes until mid-2021.
"Binance buying FTX???

CZ figuratively liquidated SBF."

- man, none of these words are in the Bible.
by iwna November 8, 2022
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Bible

One of the ways our government delegates population control. There are many banned books on "discipline" in reality they're ways to abuse the shit out of your children but even if the parents figure it out there is always one book that never leaves: "the-Bible."
Jimmy is so screwed up he can't have children because of his dysfunctional upbringing in the Bible and other banned books on abusing kids with "structured discipline".
by Dixie's finest November 22, 2022
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The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.
Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????
by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022
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Holy Bible

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.
by ThaParks December 16, 2021
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bible

an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.
Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!
by jesus is in us all....~ December 20, 2021
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Vocal bible

by Bebe2017 December 24, 2021
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