BATMAN

The best goddamn superhero to ever live also known as god because he’s motherfucking Batman

Batman that’s it you idiotic

by The goddamn mother fucking Bat February 15, 2020

Batman Syndrome

When an animal starts squatting you, and you get so scared of them that you can't even stand them

I fell near a butterfly nest, and they all rushed up to me!!!! Now I'm so scared. That is the batman syndrome.

by King Sage March 28, 2017

Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Batman

a mythical fatass that takes up more space than the observable universe

yo that guy looks like batman

by batman hater March 30, 2025

Batman

Man that has crossed over into fortnite whom we have lost. Hope the boomers get their heads out of their asses. Get your torches.

Fortnite Kid: Did you see batman in fortnite naruto running?

His older meming,gamer gril sister:I wish dad disowned you.

by Gamer7861 September 24, 2019

The Batman Game

The act of dressing in a leather S&M gear and masturbating using auto-erotic asphyxiation. One who partakes is called the Batman, but any bystander or partner is the Robin.

Zach: Did you hear about bobby?
Ted: No what happened?
Zach: He died playing the batman game last night with Luke. He suffocated, it's pretty sad.
Ted: Damn, I still can't believe Luke Robin-ed him too.

by Daaaaaaiiiiiisssyyyyyyyyyyyy November 15, 2011

Going Batman

When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.

George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.

by hubcapStan May 17, 2023