batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

Bater

One who constantly bates

Man, that Nick Friedman is a real bater - E Dub

by A startled non bater August 10, 2010

batarted

you, your face. batarted is a step above retard like a super tard

Kat is batarted
She is hella batarted
dude, look at that batard kid

by tacosauce January 19, 2008

batard

As the french call it, it means "Bastard", and as the english call it, it means Uber-n00b-who-likes-his-moma

You are a gay Batard u uber n00bish hoe!

by L33t Batard July 4, 2003

BATBYGOBSTOPL

this simply means...
Buying A Ticket Before You Get On Board Saves Time Or Problems Later
this was a word created by connex..(the train company) to promote buying train tickets...
pronouced 'bat-be-gob-stop-el'

you are your mum BATBYGOBSTOPL

by the one! August 23, 2006

triple action bathroom break

The act of taking a dump, having a meal and catching a solid blow job all while sitting on the toilet.

It doesn't get any better than that man, I just had a triple action bathroom break at work. You know I caught A knob job from Tina and had a steak and baked potato all while releasing a turd.

by bastubes December 11, 2007

Bathroom Play

The art of sexual play involving bodily secretions such as urine and fecal matter.

Joanne asked Jimmy John if he wanted to have some bathroom play. Joanne pissed in Jimmy John's mouth, then Jimmy john proceeded to shit on Joanne's titties.

by WTFisThat August 20, 2018