Those cheep skinny black T-ball bats you get at WalMart or the Dollar store that last about half an hour.
by snoochie boochies February 7, 2008
Get the nigger beater bat mug.A wooden burberry bat known as the "chav bat"
used by the ladies to bat away the chavs as they come at you from behind during a night out in a club.The batting away of these lads is known as "chav batting!"
used by the ladies to bat away the chavs as they come at you from behind during a night out in a club.The batting away of these lads is known as "chav batting!"
Out with the girlies dancing away to a bit of speed garage, shoulder bobbing and riding the pony. Then you feel something grap you from behind and its a some lad rubbing and pushing his groin into you. Nice!! lol You reach for your chav bat and bat him away shouting "erm thanks but no thanks!"
Ladies there is now a foldable chav bat, that fits nicely into your handbag!!
Ladies there is now a foldable chav bat, that fits nicely into your handbag!!
by Charl May 25, 2005
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Get the nail-bat mug.A female that shuns all sexual relations and is usually bound to be a nun. The epitomoe of a good girl. The exact opposite of a hoodrat.
Guy 1: Dude, take a look at Emily! Her boobs are the size of grapefruits. I'd tap that!
Guy 2: There's no way your getting any action out of her, man. She's a cloaked bat!
Guy 2: There's no way your getting any action out of her, man. She's a cloaked bat!
by Jeff Nathan March 12, 2007
Get the Cloaked Bat mug.1.) To do something productive
2.) To make one's self useful
3.) To encourage someone to leave the room and do something productive
2.) To make one's self useful
3.) To encourage someone to leave the room and do something productive
1.) "Andy, your annoying me, go swing the bat."
2.) "Andy, your not helping me at all, go swing the bat".
3.) "Hey Andy, go swing the bat."
2.) "Andy, your not helping me at all, go swing the bat".
3.) "Hey Andy, go swing the bat."
by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005
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by Varno May 29, 2017
Get the Fat Bat mug."As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)
by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005
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