Pig Bastard

When a person consumes as much food and beverage as possible when ever possible. Most common at office parties, family reunions or dinner at a friends. Often after wards the person is seen holding their stomach complaining or seen making several trips to the bathroom.

Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"

by Joey BeffBuicker August 5, 2010

the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.

Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it

by viddie July 16, 2008

Bastard Gonk

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

by Crammed Police November 28, 2017

Barbell Bastard

Large nipple piercings on a man. A type of super kink.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a barbell bastard. He has to have them.

by HarvestGoodness April 4, 2020

Bone Bastard

A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.

John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking

by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019

Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7

I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer

by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018

Ugly Bastard

A character that is revolting that grope and finger fuck an anime school girl, a teacher or a house wife in doujin and hentai. A character that has a shiny bald head, an shaggy gut, one tooth in his mouth and usually smell like greasy modly garbage that force themselves onto anime girl victims.

Don't worry usually in these doujin and hentai the female character wind up adore being touched by a ugly bastard and becomes a mindless cumdumpster.

It's a very popular hentai tag.

An ugly bastard is a freak in hentai that forcefully plow an anime girl.

by Worldgonetococo June 10, 2022