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boonky bandit

A term used mainly in the Southern United States mainly by African Americans to describe a male homosexual.
Oooh that boy Rashad a boonky bandit for sho.
by j-skord September 22, 2010
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Babbitt

Guy: (holding dead rat) Check this out!
Girl: That is some babbitt ass shit..
by lil mamaaaaaa October 16, 2008
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Bandit

(1) What occurs when one awakes with a throbbing fuck stick and must point it directly upward and be secured by the elastic band of ones underwear, to avoid sight.
Dude, I woke up today with morning wood, and I have a raging bandit right now.
by Cranston Hilton May 25, 2006
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buttcrack bandit

an act durring intercourse when a male unknowingly inserts his penis in the females buttocks crack; all the while he believes his member is in the vagina.
P.J. Brunson chugged two forties and pumped her crack. He's a buttcrack bandit.
by Yuri Gellar November 8, 2003
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backwards hand bandit

an incredibly rare type of woman, who is able to give a man a handjob with her hands behind her back.

she steals your orgasm with her hands behind her back.
Jill & I took a bath together & she ended up giving me a handjob with her hands behind her back. I had NO idea she was a backwards hand bandit. SWEET.
by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007
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Wet Bandit

Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.
"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"


"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
by Adamthe K December 21, 2008
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Crotch Bandit

A person who hides inside a large vagina and waits for crotch.
jimmy is a very sneaky crotch bandit.
by N DTKSIFJJMFABOB August 2, 2006
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