A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.
He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.
He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.
by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015
Get the Ex-boyfriendmug. by Astral21 April 22, 2021
Get the Step Boyfriendmug. A perfect boyfriend is someone who you know will love you and support you no matter the circumstances. He will always do his best to make sure you’re happy and healthy. He’ll most likely check up on you every 2-3 hrs, its his nature. He will frequently surprise you with picnic dates, movie nights, beach dates, etc. He will never take his eyes off of you and he will always appreciate you.
deya - i have the perfect boyfriend....
bang chan - and i have the perfect girlfriend
deya and chan are now engaged.
bang chan - and i have the perfect girlfriend
deya and chan are now engaged.
by deyaniela June 3, 2021
Get the perfect boyfriendmug. The action of a male feigning interest in a story told or decision to be made by a female to whom he is romantically attached i.e. pretending to care or give advice when he isn't interested
by taebz April 7, 2013
Get the Boyfriend thingmug. Your step dad
by Emo Boyfriend October 22, 2019
Get the emo boyfriendmug. Mentioning your boyfriend in conversation in order to get an edge on all your friends. Similar to Name Dropping.
Girl 1: "My BOYFRIEND and I were at the mall the other day and we held hands and I got Jamba Juice. Sorry you're still single, Becky."
Girl 2: "Stop boyfriend dropping all the time, he's not even that great."
Boy 1: "Wow, you got an A in AP English? Did you know I have a BOYFRIEND? He has a car."
Best friend: "I get it, you're gay. Stop boyfriend dropping all the time."
Girl to mom: "OMG, going to the zoo is so much more fun when you have a maodorabeebs BOYFRIEND."
Mom: "All this boyfriend dropping is why you don't have any friends other than your boyfriend."
Girl 2: "Stop boyfriend dropping all the time, he's not even that great."
Boy 1: "Wow, you got an A in AP English? Did you know I have a BOYFRIEND? He has a car."
Best friend: "I get it, you're gay. Stop boyfriend dropping all the time."
Girl to mom: "OMG, going to the zoo is so much more fun when you have a maodorabeebs BOYFRIEND."
Mom: "All this boyfriend dropping is why you don't have any friends other than your boyfriend."
by zozobemo March 8, 2017
Get the boyfriend droppingmug. Another name for "ihab" syndrome, i.e. "I have a boyfrind" syndrome. Girls will give you boyfrind drop only if you make them somehow uncomfortable.
by Adnan Rocks March 7, 2009
Get the boyfriend dropmug.