This guy was hired by the US military to attempt to reverse-engineer an unknown physics defying air-craft - until he realized that keeping this technology a secret was a crime against humanity - so he came forward with his story. His college attendance was wiped from existence by the government in order to discredit him. We know that he actually DID go to MIT because of a newspaper article about Bob that the government seemingly missed.
Person 1: Did you hear that Bob Lazar was on an episode of The Joe Rogan Podcast?
Person 2: No is it good?
Person 1: Joe Rogan Podcast check it out!
Person 2: No is it good?
Person 1: Joe Rogan Podcast check it out!
by ReplexBoi April 29, 2021
Get the Bob Lazarmug. by MyNameBetter June 16, 2021
Get the Chill Bobmug. The act of surprising someone with a painting and/or print that features at least one happy little tree.
You just got Bob Rossed.
I'm gonna Bob Ross Susan today. She seems down and probably needs a happy little tree painting.
I'm Bob Rossing so hard this week.
I'm gonna Bob Ross Susan today. She seems down and probably needs a happy little tree painting.
I'm Bob Rossing so hard this week.
by therealgaytor October 17, 2015
Get the Bob Rossedmug. by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004
Get the Bob Barkermug. A phrase commonly uttered by high schoolers who were just introduced to tourettes guy on youtube.
once uttered these two words create great annoyance among the masses
also a really weird guy that has hosted AFV and starred on full house
once uttered these two words create great annoyance among the masses
also a really weird guy that has hosted AFV and starred on full house
by Blonde Haired Midget January 14, 2010
Get the Bob Sagetmug. 
The most mature, gentlemanly player and streamer in League of Legends, a popular Free-to-Play MOBA-style game. Very calm and collected, experienced, always explains his actions and decisions, often goes off on long rants/explanations that pertain to LoL or online gaming in general. He also has a very diverse playlist (completely devoid of dubstep); many people often keep his stream open just to listen.
If you enjoy watching people play League of Legends, Guardsman Bob is surely your best bet.
If you enjoy watching people play League of Legends, Guardsman Bob is surely your best bet.
Guy 1: Man, HotshotGG is such a whiny, narcissistic bitch! He always blames his teammates for mistakes he himself makes. If he weren't such a drama queen, he would hardly have any viewers at all!
Guy 2: I know, right? Come watch Guardsman Bob instead. He never rages and has a damn good song playlist.
Guy 1: Good idea! Thanks!
Guy 2: I know, right? Come watch Guardsman Bob instead. He never rages and has a damn good song playlist.
Guy 1: Good idea! Thanks!
by Androth December 29, 2011
Get the Guardsman Bobmug.