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Good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
I'm in a rush to get out the house so I'll just have a Good morning and god bless to save some time
by Otablue May 23, 2018
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my bitch is a blessing

Hey you this is for you ur the best you make me smile all day im alive just to talk to you and i just want you to know that i love you some much words cant describe it you make me happy and i would like to do the same tell me your wish and i will do it in ur birthday to my lovely blessing
My bitch is a blessing it explains it self having u makes me live<3
by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021
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The Blessing

When one cups someone's testicles in their hands with warm water.
"I was apposed to it at first, but she gave me the blessing last night and I busted the fattest nut."

"I physically cannot cum anymore unless I receive the blessing."
by warm water October 24, 2020
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Bless

When someone you know has a fresh trim and you bless them by smacking the back of their head.
"Hey man, whatchu think of the trim"

"Let me bless you real quick..."

"Buuuup"
by DiscoStuR1 May 26, 2020
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On Bless

A phrase used when one wishes to express his seriousness over a topic with out passing the spiritual boundaries of God
Bro that sandwich slapped, on bless!
by The creator of on bless March 18, 2022
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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
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