An adoring word for a significant others vagina. Must be used in privacy between a man and his woman. Poon biscuit must never be used in anger or to hurt the feelings of another.
Hey, Babe! When your done with the dishes will you bring me some strawberry jam and that tasty poon biscuit of yours?
by Brantman February 08, 2018
The labia majora, or pussy lips
by Ferguson May 25, 2005
"My Disco biscuit hasn't started kicking yet, I'm keen to munch another biscuit, but I only have 1 bikkie left and I want to save that for later."
by Diego August 31, 2003
1. A noun meaning a helpless idiot.
2. A person incapable of using their brain.
3. A person who accepts mediocrity and defects.
4. A person/thing trying to blame others for their faults.
2. A person incapable of using their brain.
3. A person who accepts mediocrity and defects.
4. A person/thing trying to blame others for their faults.
1.That biscuit doesn't even know how to turn on a camera!
2. 2 + 2 = 5 right? Wrong, you are such a biscuit!
3. 100 defects in a row? Wow, what a biscuit!
2. 2 + 2 = 5 right? Wrong, you are such a biscuit!
3. 100 defects in a row? Wow, what a biscuit!
by waterhole101 July 01, 2012
My twenty-year-old car has had the biscuit.
by Bob the BlueBerry February 21, 2009
If a fat kid has biscuit knees and he's about to go on a slip 'n' slide, it means he's ready to party! Warning: It is NOT Mic Jagger!
Seth Meyers: That guy looks lame.
Stefon: But he's got that thing where he has biscuit knees.
Seth: Of yeah, riiiiight, that common thing. Ok.
Stefon: But he's got that thing where he has biscuit knees.
Seth: Of yeah, riiiiight, that common thing. Ok.
by LMG123 November 24, 2010
a gathering of two or more males who then race to see who can masturbate onto a biscuit (cookie, piece of bread, whatever) first. The last to get off must then eat the biscuit in front of everyone else.
by manrilla14 November 26, 2003