Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down

Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!

by Overagekid November 12, 2009

Bertation

When somebody loses control of him or herself, or generally has an epic fail.

You really had a bertation today during your presentation.

by gimli1995 March 5, 2011

bertaa murdaa

A female doctor slash rapper all

in one

Bertaa Murdaa ona track

by #showemhowwecomin May 13, 2016

Bertation

Ber-ta-tion

1. When a reporter completely loses it on TV.

2. When you have the worlds biggest brain fart.

3. When you lose all control over what you are saying.

4. See YouTube.

Well a very very ...uh heafy der, Bertation tonight. we had a very dares, dareson, fight. let's go ahead tears tazin'. lets go ahead ..

by Len Dog March 2, 2011

Salmon Berry

Vaginal ejaculation. That is, white stuff coming from a woman's vagina, pre- during- or post- sex

Ryan loves a salmon berry

by He's the boxman August 17, 2006

jack my berry

To attempt to fool or trick someone, usually in jest.

Bob to Bill: There's Tyrone. Let's jack his berry.
Bob: Yo Ty, your car was just stolen!
Tyrone: Don't jack my berry.
Bill: Just kidding! But I did your girlfriend at the no-tell motel.
Tyrone: That slut!

by NotSteve September 13, 2006

Bert McCracken

Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.

bert mccracken Smells good.

by tara2938485738919249 September 7, 2008