A stupid roast used by stupid 12 year old kids under the influence from watching TikTok every 12 hours.
Person 1: Woohoo! I got a legendary!
Person 2: didn't ask
Person 3: Okay, you know what?! How about you get your ass out of the house and touch some grass you fucking prick!
Person 2: didn't ask
Person 3: Okay, you know what?! How about you get your ass out of the house and touch some grass you fucking prick!
by RalphTheDamned July 14, 2023
Get the didn't askmug. Ask is a rather rare name, Asks also often has a rather empressive show of strentghs, but often falls low on their many weaknesses. They tent to hide or forget things behind jokes or fake facades, some people may struggle to differ between them when they´re serious and when they're joking. If you know a Ask better keep a close eye on him, you´ll never know what he'll do.
by AskinDK June 19, 2020
Get the Askmug. 
It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.
by QuacksO November 6, 2024
Get the ask for derectionsmug. by 8907 November 10, 2020
Get the National ask your crush out daymug. A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024
Get the I didn't askmug. The easiest way to annoy someone. Just say did i ask to someone whenever they say something that doesn't matter.
Synonyms for Did I Ask are :
Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.
Synonyms for Did I Ask are :
Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.
Guy1: Bro i just went to Russia!!
Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?
Guy1: :|
Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((
Guy2: but Did I Ask
Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*
Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?
Guy1: :|
Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((
Guy2: but Did I Ask
Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*
by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 3, 2021
Get the Did I Askmug.