Alabama Shuffle

During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.

Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!

by Jaboy9998 July 22, 2020

Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”

by cwbyz April 12, 2023

lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

by Wafflesacrifice March 6, 2016

Alabama Doobieshmargle

When you fuck a black guy in the ass using a blunt covered with splooge, and shit comes out of the guy's ass onto the blunt.

"Did you hear about Cletus? He had an Alabama Doobieshmargle last night! It rocked!"

by Forton Smork June 16, 2023

alabama steambath

The sexual act of urinating on a fecal excretion while it is passed through ones anus.

My adventurous girlfriend insisted upon an Alabama Steambath.

by Ducker-doodle October 28, 2017

Muddy Alabama

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.

My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama

by Tru goo March 31, 2017