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Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.
1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!
by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012
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Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
by Rad Chad April 21, 2014
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Dwarven Taco

A Dwarven Taco is a well manicured preferably braided pubis area of some females.
Dude, I was totally gonna go down on Tammy but she had a total Dwarven Taco and I couldn’t even find her hole
by Naty by Nature December 15, 2018
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Glossy taco

Now add a glossy taco because we're gonna add nail vinals next
by Hololover September 17, 2017
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Elite Taco

A vagina that is definitively high quality. This term is usually used by women on TikTok who most likely have a vagina that is questionable or of low quality.
All by boyfriends love pounding my elite taco!

My chiropractor bills are way too high because my man loves my elite taco.

Dude, I thoroughly enjoyed your mom’s elite taco last night.
by Actraiser December 23, 2022
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taco llama

Taco llama means a llama that LOVES tacos! A unexpected but nice combo.

Taco llama is also a fun catchphrase to use!
1- Taco llama! Your so funny!
2- Who are you?! WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!
1- TACO LLAMA.
by Taco_llamas December 28, 2021
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kimchi taco

when a girl smears sriracha on her tits and the guy licks it off
"Man, I would so let Ryan Higa give me a kimchi taco! Or even a kimchi sausage taco!"
by asianbooty December 16, 2013
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