Shrek

The baddest bitch on the block and you’re likely to take him back to swamp and get nutted on.

God Shrek took me home and made me feel alive.

by Ur_Rose March 12, 2025

shreks earwax

delicous

mmm shreks earwax

by THEAMAZINGLOYALIST December 4, 2021

shrek

a god

shrek is a od

by cowabuna October 27, 2020

Shrek

Shrek, Also known as Vladimir Lenin, was a Russian revolutionary, politician, and political theorist. He is infamous for starting the well-known Russian Revolution, And he is the hottest Ogre I'v- Uh I mean "Unique" Ogre.
Shrek Is also famous for starting a novel called the "Bible". In recent times, Shrek has opened an onlyfans with a large cult following.

Person 1: LONG LIVE THE U.S.S.R, LONG LIVE SHREK, LONG LIVE OUR SWAMP!
Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
Person 1: FUCK FUCKWARD! HEIL SHREK!

by Theshrexualizer May 18, 2022

Shrek

A shrek is a holy figure of wich many pray to in their times of misery and misfortune.

"Hey Ron, have you praised to shrek yet?"
"Uhh, no sir"
"Aithest!!!!!"

by Lacara4d December 25, 2019

shrek

see god

shrek is love, shrek is life

by uwushrek January 21, 2019

Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies

Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW

by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019