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Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.
We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.
by LeeHB June 4, 2017
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Slutt puppy

A man who's becoming a boss at pulling bitches,yet hasn't quite masterd it yet...when mastering this skill hell be considered a DOG.
" last night I slept with one of the slutt puppies at the fraternity house!"

Slutt puppy
by Gangsta wayz October 29, 2017
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Stinky Puppy

When you and your girl are doing doggy style and you both fart
Me and my girlfriend pulled a stinky puppy while we had sex
by vjgjhb November 2, 2017
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puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.
Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!
by Pugboners March 8, 2017
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Urban puppy

A puppy born and raised in an urban environment
Archie is such an urban puppy. He has settled in so well and is great with sounds.
by One with the words May 11, 2020
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Puppy farm

A breeder who is not a Domestic Animal Business.

These dogs can be born and raised in horrible conditions. Living on top of each other without proper vet care. These breeders can often have sick puppies without any health guarantee. Buyers can be left with huge vet bills and with the breeder nowhere to be found.

Even a breeder who may have a nice website could be a puppy farm if they are not a Domestic Animal Business.
I would never get my puppy from a puppy farm!
by The truth of the word May 11, 2020
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beating the puppy

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy
by the puppy beater June 3, 2020
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