fap gap

When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.

I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

pogo fap

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.

Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

Win-fapping

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY WIN-FAPPING, LOGAN!

by dankushmaymay June 3, 2015

Terrorist fapping

When you like to bust fat nuts on or near people In a menacing way, this can also be seen as a racist act if you scream clopping (search that) as you do it

Person 1 I love Terrorist fapping

Person 2 yo wtf bro

by Camron16almost17 May 30, 2021

freedom fap

The first time you masturbate after leaving a relationship.

Brian had a kickass Freedom Fap after dumping Suzy.

After Clair broke up with Tom, she had a Freedom Fap and went to town with her vibrator

by Pregnant Anne Frank November 2, 2019

Fap Exploring

When an individual does not settle for just the simple
type of porn; but many. When someone goes far
and wide around the internet fapping to a variety of

types of porn/pornsites. This could go hentai to realistic porn,
furry porn to Mia khalifa, basically, exploring whilst
fapping!

Endings: Fap explorer, Fap explore, Fap exploration

Craig: I dont know what to jack off to, i should probably start
fap exploring .

by The Fap Explorer September 15, 2016

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016