(The name) Crash is a person who thinks they are more emo and edgy than they actually are, they have a lot of friends but dont think so, is obsessed with music and probably has a long complex gender identity and sexuality
I heard somewhere that Crash can play 7 instruments!
Crash goes through books like a fat cat through food
Crash goes through books like a fat cat through food
by CrashmasterB November 27, 2017
Get the Crash mug.by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 4, 2020
Get the Crash mug.The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025
Get the Blaine-crash mug.Car crash type beat can be described as an actual car crash in musical form. Only it's barely even musical at all. This is quite possibly the worst genre ever crafted with its primary characteristics being that it's ear piercingly loud and distorted to the point it sounds like you just got in a car crash, it uses goofy ass samples, it's bpm can range from 140 all the way to 300, and don't forget to turn your brain off entirely while making it. And you can't forget to add real car crash sounds in the song. It can't be car crash type beat without cars crashing.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear the new car crash type beat that came out?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is a car crash type beat?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is a car crash type beat?"
by Viviko November 15, 2023
Get the Car Crash Type Beat mug.Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
Get the bird crashed into my window mug.Another way to call someone a practice girl, not typically hot, not typically great, but similar to that pack of meat that's cheaper than the other it'll have to do.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022
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