shark attack

Engaging in sexual intercourse in a body of water (such as a pool) while a woman is on her period.

dateline: los angeles, thousands of pools run red with uterine blood as people all over the city practice the deviant sexual practice known as the "shark attack"

by Kuhrazy December 28, 2005

shark week

Shark week - A term used by female to male trans individuals, in order to reduce dysphoria triggered by using the word period, as this is gendered to be a female experience.

Poor guy, he's going through shark week...

by ssasmr October 1, 2018

Shark week

To avoid offending any gender, shark week is when someone starts their 'cycle'

'aw dude it's shark week'

by @k1nd_boyty (Insta) October 4, 2018

Penis Shark

Assume the crab walk position(from gym class I know you remember it) fully erect. Make sure the helpless person can see your penis but not you. Hum the jaws theme while making your penis patrol around in their view.

Props to dexpid from reddit for the awesome definition.

Like Helicopter dick, but in a bracket of its own.

Chad: watch this.
Coach: The fuck?...
Chad: (commence jaws theme)
Coach: Arrghhhhhhh PENIS SHARK.

by tonyyayo4492 April 18, 2012

Ride the Shark

Ride and/ or do tricks on a small, die cast plastic skateboard from the Santa Monica/ Del Mar skateboarding era. Such 'sharks' are used usually for powersliding or bombing (quickly riding down) hills. Also can be used for...

- manuals
- endovers
- nosemanuals
- hang tens
- shuffles
- two handers
- napslides
- burt slides
- 360s
- one wheeled tricks of any kind
- handwalks
- handstands
- other such tricks

I feel the need to ride the shark and bomb a hill.

by Andrew Haskell January 19, 2006

hetero shark

A heterosexual male who goes to lesbian bars/clubs in order to spit game at the few heterosexual females in attendance.

Matt is totally trying to pick up chicks and he knows good and well that it's lesbian night at Falcon; he's such a hetero shark!

by lashannon February 12, 2008

baby shark

The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.

"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"

by Lokear July 12, 2019