Shagger's knees

1) To have cuts and scrapes all over the knee and shin area due to shagging balls during a game of dodgeball

2) Most often found on women as they tend to be the "shaggers", but it may also be found on men willing to throw their bodies around

3) Found often in Lister Dodgeball League matches

Greg - "Hey whats up with your knees?"
Kevin - "Oh, i was diving around alot today and gave myself shagger's knees"
Greg - "Gotta love Dodgeball"

by Pocket_____Rocket April 20, 2010

Knee-hams

The flab hanging to the side of the knees, typically on the interior of the legs of the ultra obese, but in special cases on the exterior too.

"lookit the knee-hams on that! She shouldn't be wearing shorts in Walmart!"

by MissMmd January 1, 2012

Knee Chip

Its when a girl is so awesome that they are refered to as a knee chip any girl thats too awesome is a knee chip also any girl that is an awesome friend is a knee chip it has to be both otherwise the girl is not a knee chip if you have met a knee chip you are a lucky person because they are very hard to find

If u see a girl that is awesome and a great friend you say what a knee chip

by Michael brown 212 August 7, 2011

Thick in the knees

Nonsense series of words meant to confuse white people.

Lewis: She was thick in the knees.
Ronald: um.... of course she was....

by Comatose Carl January 17, 2018

knee sliders

Formed pieces of hard plastic or compressed leather incorporated onto motorcycle roadracing suits to protect the suit leather from damage while cornering. The sliders are attached to the leather suit towards the outside and just below the knee area of each leg, usually with velcro.

Expert motorcycle roadracers must replace their knee sliders quite often.

by razer December 26, 2006

dirty knees

(noun)
when a girl gives a boy head in a porta-potty, which results in her knees being covered in fecal material or piss. Once the man blows a load, and they clean up, the girl needs to use soap and water before her knees are to the original skin color.

Samantha has some dirty knees after the porta-potty incident.

by jacobito May 28, 2007

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008