Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.

Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.

by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013

killing the kitten

Fingering yourself..kitten-meaning pussy and killing meaning ur fingers r killing it


jenn has a pritty kitty

So jenn...did you kill the kitten last night?

Yea i killed that shyt, that motherfcukers dead!

by Mallory And Jenn October 22, 2004

Flaming Kittens

A kitten that flames another kitten. (see flamer).

Teets is a flaming kitten

by matt ellis November 14, 2003

Rainbow kitten surprise

While having sex with your girl from behind you secretly sprinkle the marshmallows from Lucky charms into her ass. When she finds them later you yell "surprise!"

Yo I totally got Danielle with a rainbow kitten surprise last night!

by shanman72 April 18, 2019

da hood kitten

A Da Hood Kitten is a girl that would usually hang around her rich boyfriend and kill any girls that walk by her and act "quirky"

Pick me da hood kitten: uhh LOL PICK MEE
random person: wtf..?
rich boyfriend: leave my gvf alone bro

by yhhik February 12, 2022

techno kitten adventure

an absolutely amazing game that makes acid obselete

"Dude did you play techno kitten adventure last night?"
"No I was too busy taking acid."
"Your loss."

by jackybox January 10, 2012

put the kitten in the mailbox

get it done. just do it & walk away...

Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.

Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!

by J4Q December 25, 2010