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Zircle Jerk

A very unnecessary and unproductive Zoom meeting, called by a supervisor just to make sure you and your team are working from home during the COVID-19 crisis.
I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.
by drunk dude 69 April 1, 2020
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Tundra Jerk

The act of mashing blueberries in your hand and vigorously masturbating to climax in a matter of 3-6 strokes, closing your eyes, and dumping your load onto a pile of tundra lichens.
After a long jet boat ride staring at the golden locks of a prestigious doctor's daughter Eric excused himself, gathered some blueberries in his hands, mashed them up and executed the the “tundra jerk” with extraordinary accuracy.
by SteveLaurent May 16, 2019
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Jerk handle

like a dildo, it is a long narrow instrument used to masterbate in either the ass or the vagina
you gotta stick a cock up your ass mate, and make a jerk handle out of it
by a_big_bunghole March 5, 2011
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Jerk the Ripper

a person who can only dance the Jerk but cannot do it well...ergo killing the dance
that kid at the party last weekend was a total Jerk the Ripper
by Snow510 October 28, 2009
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pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.
Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.
by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015
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jerk-trovert

A person who is a jerk to people and not afraid to show it. A bad cross between an introvert and extrovert.
Maria: Oooo... Is that the new guy?

Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.
by jenknowsbest July 28, 2014
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motherfuckin jerk

a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb
payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk
by graysonmiller April 14, 2017
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