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brad

A amazing dragon that lived on ClickWell's stream and he killed it.
Brad is amazing and loves eating tacos with Eli.
by fantasyanimalvegan February 10, 2023
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Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012
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Brad

Brad is sexy sexy dilf that work as a pest killer and specilizes in killing german cokroaches, i want him to pin me down and suck on all my spots until theres no room to suck on me anymore, then i want him to fist me until i can barely funtion.
Braddy daddy please rail me so hard *insert heart eyes*
by bradismworshipper November 5, 2022
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Just brad

n. Used to describe the biggest douchebag at the party. An annoying shady tool that likes to tell buzz kill stories about his tow boat company. No game with the ladies especially noelle thompson. Sidekick's names are Anthony and Katie.
A just brad comment such as "so I was on the lake at my tow boat job and bro, seriously, there were like 20 foot waves"

Also, the repercussions of saying a "just brad" comment may include getting sent home from most parties.
by Non-shady bastard December 8, 2011
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French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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Brad Dull

A person who is an annoying pretentious cunt, who is truly charmless.
Person One: I ran into my old toxic boyfriend yesterday.
Person Two: Which one?
Person One: The most recent one, he's such a Brad Dull.
by TheDeadYeti January 16, 2025
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Brad

Brad is that kid who always bullies you as a joke. Sometimes it's funny and sometimes it's tiring. He will also grief your minecraft world if you're not careful but sometimes he can be a real brother. Just remember to never trust a Brad
Omg Brad griefed my minecraft world and told me to kill myself 😒
by Not 🅱️alden July 16, 2020
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