October 26

National Humiliation Day
The day where in some way you’ll find yourself in an unfortunate embarrassing situation

Hey, I wouldn’t go to that dance if I were you, it’s on October 26.
Why?
It’s national humiliation day, I don’t think it’ll end well.

by sadbish October 22, 2019

October 26

Best day of the year! Awesome people are born on this day. But also lots of fun and sexy times will come on this day! Especially if they involve a hot tub!

“I love October 26! I’m so keen for sexy hot tub time!”

by Smititties October 23, 2019

October 26

the best person ever was born

were you born october 26th? i laurb you and you are the best person ever

by drink bleach cunt April 04, 2022

october 26

national dumb bitch awareness day.

friend 1: what day is it?
friend 2: october 26!
friend 1: omg national dumb bitch awareness day

by b0b r0ss October 26, 2019

October 26

National give homies head day. Give your homies head it'll be no homo.

Alex: Yo bro its october 26-give homies head day, means it's no homo
Sam: *gives alex head*

by Mr.Eliott October 24, 2020

October 26

National goofy sister hang out day, taking goofy selfies

Jay:*takes picture with sister*
Sis:*sticks out tounge*
Jay:*Posts on all social medias*
Sis:Stop taking pics I wanna look cute
Jay: no its October 26

by TyperKKH October 27, 2019

October 26

National shoot your shot day

It’s October 26 so i’m gonna ask my crush out!

by uRmOm3000 October 26, 2019