November 26

November 26: National Big Back Day

Big backs rise up

Yo bro what you doing?
Just being a big back.
Oh right, it’s November 26 (it’s National Big Back Day.)

by Random_definitions1147 November 22, 2024

October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

November 26

Go Kiss ur girl today

Why are u kissing me

It’s national kiss ur girl day

November 26

by Me on yo mom 69 November 25, 2019

October 26

Kick ur blond, ugly, curly hair , stupid af best friend day

“It’s October 26 “
“curly, blond haired friend “ahhhhh”

by Soniiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 26, 2019

June 26

The day Begu Petruța was born

Mihaela: Do you know what day is today ?

Mihai: It’s June 26. Why?

Mihaela:Because today was born that one girl that has a 40 inch dick.
Mihai: Yeah, Petruța!

by bulgaras2007 April 22, 2024

26 mile

A road in Michigan; 26 miles away from the Detroit river. When detroiters hear stories about what happens there they cannot believe it.

1: damn they robbed my ass for a oz of orange Kush in a subdivision off 26 mile
2: be glad they didn't frame your ass you know damn well that's the hood

by Overthere586 February 5, 2023

December 26

National date your best friend day in case you missed the 23, and they can’t reject or they are not a true friend. From here until New Years you have to date your best friend even if it’s the same gender. Have fun with it and do some couple shit

Me: Date me it’s December 26 because we missed the 23rd
You:ok

by RetardedMouse December 23, 2020