June 26

The day Begu Petruța was born

Mihaela: Do you know what day is today ?

Mihai: It’s June 26. Why?

Mihaela:Because today was born that one girl that has a 40 inch dick.
Mihai: Yeah, Petruța!

by bulgaras2007 April 22, 2024

26 mile

A road in Michigan; 26 miles away from the Detroit river. When detroiters hear stories about what happens there they cannot believe it.

1: damn they robbed my ass for a oz of orange Kush in a subdivision off 26 mile
2: be glad they didn't frame your ass you know damn well that's the hood

by Overthere586 February 5, 2023

November 26

National tell your best friend who has a crush on them (that you know of)

Best Friend: It’s that day, who likes me then?
Me: Well John over there, he’s liked you for 3 months.
Best Friend: OMG he does not!!!
John: You can’t be telling secrets like that dude!
Me: it’s November 26. I’m following the rules!

by November26IsBest November 7, 2021

May 26

The hottest person was born on this day.

Yo guess what
What?

It's May 26! You know what that means?

by M1aSdUrr4nT^^ October 4, 2025

October 26

National free nudes day

Person 1:send nudes
Person 2: no
Person 1: its october 26th
Person 2:ugh fine

by Yowieee October 20, 2019

MARCH 26

SLAP YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TEACHER DAY

March 26 , you can slap your least favorite teacher no consequences.

by Abbymom March 5, 2025

October 26

On October 26 is a day to have sex when ever with how ever and the whole day is no homo and not incest.

Let’s have sex ( their name ) today because it is October 26

by Plz add this👍 October 18, 2019