October 26

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome

Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day

by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019

November 26

national kiss your best friend day

bestie 1: it's november 26, wanna kiss?
bestie 2: sure

by owen opp like the opera November 21, 2021

November 26

The birthday of a legend.

Boy: Hey, it’s November 26
Girl: Indeed. The birthday of a legend.

by Swaggy Sagittarius November 24, 2021

HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.

PAUL WELLER WAS SHOCKED FROM BEHIND IN A FAMILY FILM CALLED HORTON HEARS A WHO!

PAUL WELLER FROM HORTON HEARS A WHO!

IS THIS

gary: hey frank black of pixies!, HOW DO YOU FEEL?

frank black of pixies: OH HI GARY!, I FEEL LIKE HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.!.

by Andy the shed August 15, 2022

October 26

cry yourself to sleep day because it's quarantine and you can't see your crush or your friends

I'm gonna play video games to ease the pain since it's October 26

by ;-; October 20, 2020

May 26

The best legends of the world are born on this day. If you know someone born on this day go up to them and recognize their greatness.

Nick, "It's Jacob's birthday."

Tyler, "Today is May 26."

Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."

by Jack267 April 11, 2020

26 ноября

Национальный праздник когда можно трогать за попу любой пол

26 ноября абсолютно все могут трогать друг друга за попу

by David islamiv November 25, 2023