Satan: 'Hey! Jesus! I found an awesome new MMORPG!'
Jesus: 'What is it?'
Satan: 'Gates of Andaron!'
Jesus: 'LOL total fail. Just a wow killer.'
Satan: 'Fuck.'
Jesus: 'What is it?'
Satan: 'Gates of Andaron!'
Jesus: 'LOL total fail. Just a wow killer.'
Satan: 'Fuck.'
by Thekingofbs September 14, 2009
Get the Gates of Andaronmug. A type of threesome (MFF) named after the famous bridge. Two girls serve as "towers" while the man serves as the roadway. One girl is sitting on the guy's face -- or receiving cunnilingus -- while the other is riding the guy. They extend their arms out until their hands touch so it appears similar to the cabling of the bridge.
In order to revitalize America, my girls Holly and Cara decided to build a golden gate with Josh last night. And although Josh needs speech therapy because he was without oxygen for at least 4 minutes, Josh still has a smile on his face for showing the politicians how you really make America great. (Regrettably, Trump still wanted to piss all over it)
by Julie Taylor March 12, 2019
Get the Golden Gatemug. The meeting of two straight men away from their girlfriends/ wives for the purpose of sharing platonic love through both open conversation and support. Western society does not accept this communial and vulnerable behavior amongst hetro-sexual men and often stereotypes it as homo-sexual or gay behavior; not that there is anything wrong with being gay and going on date.
Ned texted Davio and told him that his wife was at work and asked him for a gate at his apartment’s swimming pool.
by Robin B. Wonder November 5, 2017
Get the Gatemug. when someone becomes so crazily obsessed with someone they back stab their friends in order to spend more time with that person
By destroying all his friendships built up over many years, for the sake of being his girlfriend's bitch, josh was pulling a Gates.
by b-rainA May 11, 2010
Get the Pulling A Gatesmug. Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.
by yankee01 May 20, 2010
Get the Jumpers at the Gatemug. When anxiety hits you so hard that your butthole clenches up like it’s trying to hold on for dear life. It’s that physical reaction that kicks in when you’re stressed out or facing something scary.
1. I was so ass gated when the teacher took few seconds extra before announcing my marks.
2. He got ass gated the moment he saw his crush.
3. I was so ass gated during the presentation that I could barely read the notes.
2. He got ass gated the moment he saw his crush.
3. I was so ass gated during the presentation that I could barely read the notes.
by SuprWhoppr July 3, 2025
Get the Ass Gatedmug. Did you hear that Bill Gates propagated viruses and then sold antivirus technology?
We don't call him that anymore... After his wife divorced him, his new name is Master Gates.
We don't call him that anymore... After his wife divorced him, his new name is Master Gates.
by Dr.Crow March 24, 2023
Get the Master Gatesmug.