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J Fight

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.
DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!
by Obamazing December 31, 2009
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Coopy J

The Ultimate Meat rider or commonly referred to as "Coopy J" is an individual who will stop at nothing to be a part of a group, going to extreme lengths just to be recognised by important people. The Coopy J is native to parts of southeast-Queensland but can be found all around the world. It usually has catchphrases that they believe are funny but in reality, aren't. The most common one being "Bruh".
Person 1: "Hey, how's it going Person 2".
Person 2: "Everything is going well; you want to hang out on Saturday".
Person 1: "Su--"
The Coopy J "I would love to hang out with you, Person 1."
Person 1/2 "Shut the fuck up you're a Coopy J".
The Coopy J "Bruh"
by Kall_Me November 5, 2023
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J-Axe

A blatantly biased opinion regardless of how obviously wrong he/she may be.
or
Homosexual tendancies towards paedophile manager of a North London Club
or
Compulsively inserting long, boring essays on trivial footballing matters
or
Sh*t
Oh f*cking hell this post is completely J-Axed
or
What a complete load of J-Axe
or
I dont mean to sound a bit J-Axe but West Ham are so much better than Barcelona
by Steely Hill December 10, 2008
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tuggy j

Good ol' fashioned handjob
Man, work is killing me. I could really use a tuggy j right now.
by Nardo34 November 17, 2015
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Pandy J

1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

2. To receive a hand job from a panda.

3. To give a panda a hand job.

4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.
"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"
by SaveMeFromSmitty January 8, 2014
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crispy j's

The illest and freshest and cleanest kicks around.
"dude check out them crispy J's"
by michen98 December 18, 2013
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blowy j

Cutesy nickname for a blow job or fellatio.
That girl gave him a blowy j in the men's restroom.
by mishaladycat November 22, 2011
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